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The Bigass Things I Hate In Fantasy Maps Post

Most fantasy maps are really, really horrible. Here’s some of the worst offenders:

Eragon-world: The At Least One of Everything Fantasy Map.

Goodkind-land: The All the Borders Perfectly Follow Geographic Features Fantasy Map.

Kushiel-world: The Not Trying Hard Just Like Earth Fantasy Map.

Middle-Earth: The God Made It Fantasy Map.

Narnia: The Inconsistent Travel Distance Fantasy Map.

Valdemar: The Place Names Sound Really Made Up Fantasy Map.

Westeros: The Conveniently Paper-Shaped Continent Fantasy Map.

Randland: The Copying Stupid Things Tolkien Did Fantasy Map.

The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms: The Fantasy Maps Are Mainstream Fantasy Map.

    • #A Song of Ice and Fire
    • #C. S. Lewis
    • #Eragon
    • #Game of Thrones
    • #N. K. Jemisin
    • #Narnia
    • #Sword of Truth
    • #TFC creation
    • #Terry Goodkind
    • #The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms
    • #Wheel of Time
    • #christopher paolini
    • #fantasy maps
    • #jacqueline carey
    • #kushiel
    • #lord of the rings
    • #mercedes lackey
    • #robert jordan
    • #tolkien
    • #valdemar
    • #worldcompare
    • #Ramblings
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Birth Control in Fantasy: A Guide.
Realm of the Elderlings: wizardwood navel ring
Tortall: magic charm
The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms: godwords
Terre D’Ange: divine intervention
Valdemar: potions
One thing I noticed is that fantasy birth control tends to be infallible. Does anyone know any that isn’t? (Not including historical methods, just typically magical author-created methods.)
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Birth Control in Fantasy: A Guide.

Realm of the Elderlings: wizardwood navel ring

Tortall: magic charm

The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms: godwords

Terre D’Ange: divine intervention

Valdemar: potions

One thing I noticed is that fantasy birth control tends to be infallible. Does anyone know any that isn’t? (Not including historical methods, just typically magical author-created methods.)

    • #birth control
    • #The Liveship Traders
    • #robin hobb
    • #tortall
    • #tamora pierce
    • #The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms
    • #N. K. Jemisin
    • #Kushiel
    • #Jacqueline Carey
    • #Valdemar
    • #Mercedes Lackey
    • #TFC creation
    • #worldcompare
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Read Them Before They’re Mainstream

Three writers of the fantastic you need to pay attention to now.

Mary Gentle is not so gentle. She does Medieval combat on top of writing kick-ass fantasy. I started on her magnum opus and chief gateway drug, Ash: A Secret History, and what a ride it was. I won’t give too much away because part of the fun of Ash is that you don’t know what you’re getting into. It starts out as a historical fiction about Ash the Burgundian mercenary captain. The story is framed by a historian unearthing documents about Ash, who has been mysteriously erased from history, probably because she’s a woman. Let’s just say that it doesn’t stay historical fiction. Gentle likes to explore gender roles and sexuality in her works, with humour, pounding action, sarcasm, and sardonicism. Her long-awaited Black Opera should be out next year, and it will be worth it.

N. K. Jemisin is making waves on the blogsphere. Usually when the best authors of epic fantasy get trotted out it’s Jordan/Tolkien/Martin/Erikson/Rufus/Abercrombie, yawn, the usual parade. If you’re lucky someone will mention Robin Hobb. I hope that soon Jemisin will dominate the discussion. Her Inheritance Trilogy is a high magic world with gods running around, and it works. Not many authors can juggle so many plates without one of them falling. I’ve devoured The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms, and I’m now into the sequel, The Broken Kingdoms. She does something unusual for fantasy between these two instalments: complete protagonist change. Jemisin proves that in order to be full and rich, epic fantasy doesn’t need 10^3 characters, endless subplots and hundreds of pages of nothing happening on White Planet. She’s fresh, she’s awsome, she writes fast. She’s finished a trilogy in two years, and next year has a duet coming out. I only with she had a map to her world.

 Caroline M. Yoachim is the new kid on the block. I’ve only read one short story by her so far, “Stone Wall Truth” in Asimov’s. It made me sit up and pay attention big time. She had a world that was strange, fantastic, made-up, grotesque and got it established quickly. Most authors who write secondary-world fantasy short stories leech off of their novels for support and the story doesn’t make sense on its own. Not so with Yoachim who needed no such crutch. It haunted me for a long time afterwards. When her first novel does come out, I’ll be the first in line to snatch up the hardcover. Or maybe she’ll have an anthology and stick to short stories.

    • #Caroline M. Yoachim
    • #Game of Thrones
    • #N. K. Jemisin
    • #The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms
    • #ash: a secret history
    • #mary gentle
    • #ramblings
    • #TFC Recomends
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Lloyd Alexander
Jacqueline Carey
Kate Elliott
Mary Gentle
Robin Hobb
N. K. Jemisin
J. V. Jones
Ursula K. LeGuin
Tamora Pierce
J. K. Rowling
Caitlin Sweet
Marion Zimmer Bradley
Crap Authors
Terry Brooks
Steven Erikson
Terry Goodkind
Robert Jordan
Mercedes Lackey
C. S. Lewis
Stephanie Meyer
Christopher Paolini
R. A. Salvatore
Tolkien
Meh Authors
Jude Fisher
Jim C. Hines
Holly Lisle
Adrian Tchaikovsky
Not Science Fiction Authors
Margaret Atwood

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Xena
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Woman Armour
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