Halftime Score: Nudity in Game of Thrones
The Score
Women: 12
Men: 3
Female Nudity
HBO invents all reasons to have naked women. Even when a female prostitute is naked as can be the camera angles find excuse to never show anything of the male clients. Instead the men walk about either clothed, or with a strategically exposed women covering up his naughty bits. Perish the thought of a naked man in a brothel!
Even when female nudity makes no sense, they throw it in.
If Margaery knew that Renly was gay and unseduceable, why did she her top off? Asking if he wants her brother to help, awsome. Excuse for more female nudity, not so awsome.
With Joffrey’s of prostitute beating, the nudity cheapened the scene. It would have been more powerful if she had kept her clothes on, and shown no sign of anything at all sexual in that scene and that he gets his kicks from pure violence, instead of the mix.
That Stannis/Mel scene… what’s with him being fully clothed, not even slipping out his pecker for a moment, and her being totally naked? Lopsided-much HBO? Besides. Melisandre should have been on top. Stannis is too rigid to take charge with his mechanical thrusts and make a mess of the Painted Table.
Male Nudity
Notice how nothing is censor-worthy on the men. And as lovely as Episode 5 was without a boob in sight, and instead Gendry’s fine, fine smithing, the scales are rather a little unbalanced. Dear HBO: those of us who appreciate the male body like a little ass too, maybe even a tentacle.
Use condoms.
Joffrey: Ser Ilyn, bring him my head.
What happens when ridiculously photogenic guy comes to Kings Landing.
Stephen Harper: holding Canada hostage.
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Joffrey being cruel to Ros. It looks like they’re going to involve her in the plot even more this season. I didn’t like their insertion of Ros so much in season 1. It is not the fleshing out of a prostitute that I minded so much, because I prefer to get into the head of one instead of having faceless random women like in the books, it’s that they failed majorly at fleshing her out. She is always shown in a sexual context, always on the job, always clean, and the worst that happens to her is that she’s bored with Pyrcell giving the impression that being a prostitute is just dandy in Westeros. In this season I hope that they use her character better.
Robb and Jeyne. I wish we would get a proper look at Oona instead of always in shadows.
Theon in bed with a woman. Probably the captain’s daughter?
Shae is fierce, telling some dude who is boss. I look forwards to seeing the continuation of HBO’s development of her character. She was a bit of a doormat in the books. Now she stands head to head with Tyrion.
A first look at the stunning Steven Cole as Kovarro. Could he be Dany’s love interest instead of Joreh, please?
A picture is worth a bigass genealogy book.
King Biebfrey
omg Joffrey why do you look so confused
UNCLE WHAT IS THIS
WHAT DOES IT DO
A KILLING MACHINE YOU SAY
I’VE NEVER SEEN SER ILYN USE IT
It looks like he’s modeling.
Like the modeling videos where they’re holding something random that doesn’t make sense but it’s okay cause they’re modeling.
I know where to put it.
(via thankgod-forsatan)
Source: apriki
Watch out Joffrey, Anne Boleyn is coming to get you.
